Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cautiously Optimistic

Sheesh. When I took a week off for my fall Minnesota Hellweek, I didn't mean THIS kind of hell.

I'm sitting here gazing at Hobbs, who is resting comfortably on his cushy bed by the fireplace. We had a scary few days there, but things appear to be looking up - especially as he has no new bruising to show for yet another trip to the vet for bloodwork today. That is a hugely positive thing! Hobbs has come home from all of his previous trips covered in more nasty new bruises.

It's been a rough week which just kept getting rougher. Hobbs had us terrified when he began bleeding into his GI last week. GI hemorrhage is a major cause of death for dogs with ITP, so our panic dial got turned up even higher than it already was.

Friday: I was able to leave work early and take Hobbs to MVRS for ultrasound. For one thing, we wanted to see if he had any tumors on his spleen, a common cause of ITP. He does have at least a couple of very tiny ones, 0.5 centimeter or so in size. The vet isn't sure those are big enough to be causing this problem, but it's possible. Platelet estimate - only 1 platelet was found on the entire slide. Not what we wanted to hear. We need at least 1 per field. Not normal range by any means, but enough to stop his bruising. A chemotherapy drug (azathioprine) was added to Hobbs' steadily expanding medicine cabinet to try to further whomp his immune system far enough into submission to cease its messing with his platelets. We began feeding only canned food, to minimize trauma to his GI system.

That evening, Hobbs began looking unsteady on his rear legs, and was becoming more lethargic. He had been standing for a very long time at the clinic, so we hoped this was from stress and fatigue. He continued to show a typical sign of GI bleeding, melena (black, tarry stools).

Saturday: Hobbs ate a little better, but continued to the tiniest bit wonky in his rear end. Nursing new bruises from his trip to the clinic.

Sunday: Hobbs' weakness was more pronounced, and he was a little pale. Back to MVRS for a PCV. We were shocked and dismayed to learn his PCV had dropped 13% from what had been nothing but normal results thus far, due to blood lost to his GI. He was now considered anemic for a greyhound. Hobbs certainly needs no more items on his problem list. Melena continuing, of course. Not much interest in food, but we were able to get Hobbs to eat some by taking his food to him, so he didn't have to stand to eat. Late Sunday night, early Monday morning, I took Hobbs outside and - wonder of wonders - no melena!!

Monday: Phew! Moving like a normal dog and pinker gums! Eating a little more, interested in sniffing around a little out in the yard. And (drumroll please) no melena ALL day! It's not every day one is thrilled nearly to tears by looking at poo.

Tuesday: Again, no melena. That's 48 whole hours of normal poo. A huge relief. I was having a good feeling about our pending visit to the vet for recheck bloodwork. However, we were disappointed upon learning his PCV had not risen a lick from Saturday. BUT - it hadn't fallen, either. The CBC equipment was broken, so Hobbs' platelet check had to be sent out to the lab. They did make a slide though for an estimate, and the tech reported seeing actual platelets on it! Some fields had 1, some had 2 or 3!! Sweet lady - she was so very excited to find platelets for our boy. I only hope the lab seconds that opinion. (Photo: Those tiny purple beauties are the much sought after platelets.)

It sure has been a hell week. Simply a hell of a different color, thankyouverymuch. I've been able to get out on my bike quite a bit as planned (more on that later), just sticking closer to home, rather than venturing out on day trips, and riding shorter distances. My Hobbsgoblin is SO worth the alteration in plans, tho!

Keep your fingers crossed for us - thanks again for the good vibes, everybody.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Out of Sorts

Sweet Hobbster was diagnosed with ITP last week. His body has decided his platelets are foreign invaders which must be destroyed.

We discovered the problem when literally overnight he became covered in bruises. One night I was laying on the floor, regarding Hobbs' adorable and completely normal-looking abdomen as he towered over me, enjoying a belly rub. The next, we were shocked to find horrendous, red-purple bruises and petechiae peppering his body. I even found the purple spots in his ears and between his toes, under his tongue. Bloodwork revealed the obvious - his circulating platelets are nearly nonexistent.

To our dismay, his recheck bloodwork the other day was as dire as the first round. His vet has upped the steroid medication threefold and we hope for better news next week. There's simply not much out there to help dogs who need platelets. We have to keep our normally bouncy Hobbs very quiet right now, because his ability to clot is severely impaired. The least impact could cause him to bruise further - or worse.

Hobbs is not in pain, thank goodness. You wouldn't know he was ill if you met him. But he does seem a bit out of sorts. The worst thing for him is suffering the side effects from his prednisone. Despite eating normally (and getting lots of extra treats from his adoring and worried humans), he lost 3 pounds in the 5 days between veterinary appointments. He wants water all of the time, and is peeing like one of his equine racing counterparts, even though we're restricting how much he gets in his bowl. I've been getting up 2-3 times a night to see if he needs to go outside, but my timing hasn't been 100% successful. Oh well. We can replace our carpeting, but not our Hobbsgoblin.

We're stressed out at our place. Please send good thoughts. After all, Hobbs has his 11th birthday to celebrate in just a couple of weeks.

Thanks.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

The COOLEST Thing


That I've learned this week is from the wonderful people who offer up my favorite weekly podcast, Discovery Friday News Feedbag. Try this out and report back!

Apparently you can get a rough estimate of the outside temperature by listening to crickets!

From (of all places) the Library Of Congress, where they apparently know way more about insects and chirping than I ever imagined. Then again, it is a library, so they probably know just about everything:

The frequency of chirping varies according to temperature. To get a rough estimate of the temperature in degrees fahrenheit, count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and then add 37. The number you get will be an approximation of the outside temperature.

That is the best science party trick ever and could also help you if you are stranded in the woods and aren't sure exactly how cold you should feel.
Hmmmm, but I wonder if this applies to ALL crickets or just the Snowy Tree Cricket, aka the Thermometer Cricket? Inquiring minds want to know . . .

BTW, my hubby stole my sunshine by pointing out the challenge of being sure you're counting the chirps of only ONE cricket. :-P

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Spycam - Another Office Expose

Unlike me, Spycam frequently has fun at the office. Examples here and here.

For a little more office fun, Spycam wants to play a little game called "Edible or Inedible?"

Are you in? Okay. Here ya go.

Mmmm, Spycam found a clementine. Edible? or Inedible?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A Ninja of a Different Color

This got me giggling in a decidedly un-ninja fashion.

Let's see how YOU do.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Hair of the Dog?

I’m terrified.

I’m exhilarated.

I’m overcome with dread.

I’m tingling with happy anticipation.

Oh merde. What in the world have I gotten myself into??

No, I haven’t changed my name to Sybil and begun hosting multiple personalities. I’ve signed up for a class at The Guthrie Theater. I’m returning to my roots - at least to gnaw on them a bit - and it feels . . . well, mostly really good. At least in theory. As for in fact - we’ll have to wait and see how the next act pans out.

Confession time: My name is EclectChick and I’m a thespian. I spent most of my life in the arts.

Curtain up. It all starts innocently enough with dance classes at 3 and a steady diet of MGM musicals, courtesy of my dad. One day I receive as a gift the trifecta of Shirley Jones soundtracks: “Oklahoma,” “The Music Man” and “Carousel.” It turns out I actually have talent - an ingĂ©nue is born. Montage of productions, scholarships, awards - all following briskly and easily. Fast forward a number of years to find me making my living for the best part of my adult life performing around the Midwest in musicals, opera and light opera. But then - long story - I leave it all behind. Curtain down.

None of my current friends and acquaintances ever knew me when I was an actor. I don’t talk about it much. Just self-preservation, pals. I am an act-dict. An emotiholic. Just talking about acting gets my juices flowing. Actually going to the theater - even to an orchestral concert - is being given a sip of the Forbidden and I WANT it again. So badly it hurts. The shoulda, coulda woulda’s attack and I’m down in the dumps for days. It’s really best just to stay away.

My former life and I have tried very hard to part ways, but it’s in my blood. Like a sickness. I’ve always thought that somehow, in some form, I’d be back. Every time I left a singing gig over the last many years I would think - how in the world do I live without this? WHY do I live without this?? Then I’d stomp all of those thoughts and feelings back down, I'd go to an AA meeting (Actors Anonymous - kidding), the numbness of the office job would return and on I went.

I have kept moving in a leftbrainwardly direction, finally striding right up to the brink of going back to school to begin another medical science career. But at the last minute, as I drove to the infamous reading test, I started panicking a little, the thought coming out of nowhere -- What the hell am I doing? I’ve been a creative person so much of my life, yet here I am again running full tilt in the opposite direction.

I started entertaining the idea of taking a class to feel out my rusty acting chops. I could do it - I could just go to one little class and see what it feels like; how different I am as an actor now, with a decade more life experience and tenfold the courage. The final voice saying “yes” was George Carlin’s in a 2001 interview I happened to be listening to the other day:

"An artist has a kind of song to sing, something to get off his or her chest. There’s something you gotta kinda keep on telling the world, and you keep looking deeper in yourself and at yourself vis a vis the world as it changes and as you mature and get a richer matrix. The thing is with age, you have a richer background of information with which to compare new information. So when I see something at 63, it’s a much more textured mixture of what my reaction than when I was 23 or 33. So you just become more and more of a craftsman and an artist as well. And that person is always on a journey, I think. I think an artist kinda doesn’t know where they’re going, necessarily, but they know it’s kind of like out there, and its down this road, and I’ll just keep challenging and looking under it a little more. So that’s where it comes from. It comes from the need to be this thing I am in the universe."
I don’t believe in signs or coincidence, but I do believe in words - and these felt like me. Thank you, George. I think.

It all starts tonight. Leaping off the wagon and into a monologue class. Eep. Hey, at worst, it'll be a very interesting experiment, a blast from the past. Right?

Oi, I feel kinda sick. Say break a leg, somebody.

Gulp.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

In a Sentimental Mood

"I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil,
you'd be the only one I would tell."

Broadcast News (1987)
Aaron Altman (Albert Brooks)

Monday, September 08, 2008

How Do YOU Spell Cranky?

I spell it: S-O-C-K-S.

An alternate spelling: P-A-N-T-S.

I LOVE the onset of fall here in the midwest. If only there weren't that pesky, gradual reintregration of items and layers of clothing to the daily wardrobe (as well as to cycling and running wardrobes).

Shirt, skirt, sandals, GO! = ahhhh

Pants, shirt, vest, socks, shoes, etc. = grrrrr

Signed,
EclectChick - Blithely socks- and pants-free from 4/?/08 to 9/8/08. (sigh)

What'll He Think of Next?


I do love this man.

Colbert's DNA to be shot into space

NEW YORK (AP) -- Should this world ever cease to exist, Stephen Colbert will live on.

Stephen Colbert, host of "The Colbert Report," will have his genes included in a time capsule of human DNA.

The comedian's DNA will be digitized and sent to the International Space Station, Comedy Central was to announce Monday. In October, video game designer Richard Garriott will travel to the station and deposit Colbert's genes for an "Immortality Drive."

"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to
my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001," Colbert said in a statement, referring to the 1968 landmark science fiction film "2001: A Space Odyssey."

Garriott, one of few private citizens to travel into space, is collecting material for a time capsule of human DNA, a history of humanity's greatest achievements and personal messages.

The host of "The Colbert Report" will essentially be preserved so that aliens can clone him.

"In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert's DNA," Garriott said in a statement. "Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?"

Gee, I'm drawing a complete blank.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Product Labeling


A coworker just called me:

"A distracting force in the Universe."

(Pssst, is that a bad thing??)

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Don, I Miss You Already

Don't think you know who Don LaFontaine is? Well, you might not know it, but you do.

RIP, Mr. LaFontaine.

Don LaFontaine, voice of movie trailers, dies

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Don LaFontaine, the voice behind thousands of Hollywood movie trailers, has died. He was 68.

LaFontaine's agent Vanessa Gilbert says the voiceover artist died Monday as a result of complications from the treatment of an ongoing illness at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

LaFontaine has been a fixture in Hollywood for decades, working on about 5,000 movie trailers. Much of his fame stems from his trademark movie-trailer catch phrase, "In a world where..."

More about Don (born in Duluth, Minnesota), here.

Don in action: