Spycam recently found this creepy collection of eeeeeevilness at a cheerful family gift shoppe in Minocqua, WI. This is only the half of it. Literally.
Can someone tell me what in the world someone needs a wicked knife like THIS muthah for? Wait. I take it back. If you know, please don’t tell me. I have too active an imagination already.
On the other hand, we were intensely amused by the collection of baby axes. I ultimately dubbed the smallest one a “travel axe,” causing myself - and Sophzilla - to collapse into a lengthy paroxysm of helpless laughter. This did not exactly nestle us deeply in the heart of the shop owner, who was patently unamused at our finding her goods so hilarious.
Maybe you had to be there.
Note: The most mind-bending thing about this collection of sharp objects is that directly facing the display is a rack of cute ‘n fuzzy stuffed toy critters. So. Wrong.
Can someone tell me what in the world someone needs a wicked knife like THIS muthah for? Wait. I take it back. If you know, please don’t tell me. I have too active an imagination already.
On the other hand, we were intensely amused by the collection of baby axes. I ultimately dubbed the smallest one a “travel axe,” causing myself - and Sophzilla - to collapse into a lengthy paroxysm of helpless laughter. This did not exactly nestle us deeply in the heart of the shop owner, who was patently unamused at our finding her goods so hilarious.
Maybe you had to be there.
Note: The most mind-bending thing about this collection of sharp objects is that directly facing the display is a rack of cute ‘n fuzzy stuffed toy critters. So. Wrong.
5 comments:
So the owner was a battle-axe, huh?
You axing me? Cuz I don't know.
Is there such a thing as death by punnage? If so, I'm certainly on the razor's edge.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
14. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
15. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Nice funny photos. Really funny. Need more photo
I can just see little travel axes chain clipped to COACH and Louis Vuitton bags as the new fashion statement.
Funny stuff - keep it up. Jim
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